frontdesk | [THE FRONT DESK]

[If you dial your room phone, you can get a hold of Nana!

or you might find her at her desk at the lobby if you're lucky...]

Y-yes, what kind of favor...

It's just, someone just proposed to him, and even though we're stuck on this fucking boat, I want to do it right.

Edited 2025-06-21 03:00 (UTC)

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT OH I KNEW IT AS SOON AS I SAW IT OHHHHHHHHH I KNEW IT

Edited 2025-06-21 03:01 (UTC)

Right? It's a big deal. Hell ship or not, he deserves all the pomp and trimmings and shit.

[ahem]

Soooo what kind of...things...were you thinking of...

Strippers.

You could just ask your friends.

I think Frost deserves better than a bunch of fucking amateurs. You only get married once, usually.

I can't summon people here. Do you want stripper Robots? Holograms? Cats?

What about demons?

They're unpleasant and nosy, lets not discuss that option.

Edited 2025-07-13 02:58 (UTC)

Holy shit. Does that mean you COULD summon demon strippers?

Lets not discuss that option.

I'm not gonna ask for it. I just wanna know if you could. Jackson doesn't think so but I believe in your powers.

Lets not discuss that option.

[Sparrow's laugh is cut off by a distant "OW! Watch the teeth!"

back to the call:]

I'll think it over and get back to you. Byeeeee~