[THE FRONT DESK]

[frontdesk]

[If you dial your room phone, you can get a hold of Nana!

or you might find her at her desk at the lobby if you're lucky...]

Comments

Day 216, during cupcakes

[demonicdomestic]

[Coming to visit with Nettle in tow! And bowing slightly as he stops in front of her desk.]

Miss Nana. We would like to request your assistance in requisitioning a very large, sturdy bone from the ship's stores.

Something akin to a baleen whale's rib or lower jaw would be ideal, if such could be made available.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[rugpull]

Bone bone bone bone BONE.

[tail wagging hard. stepping behind Satin a little as if maybe Satin asking will make it more likely to happen so LOOK AT SATIN]

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

Do you need medical assistance...

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[rugpull]

No mam I just. Kinda really wanna bone t'chew on it'd be good for my mental health.

Mental health bone.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

...I guess I can understand that...

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[rugpull]

Mental health erodin' need to bone....

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

[she hands him a business card that reads Sweet Suites Hotel]

If I ever go back to my old job, this is the place to go for that.

Anyway, let me see . . . ah, here.

[She suddenly pulls out a huge chunk of frozen chicken legs and thighs from behind the desk, maybe like 200 of them.]

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[rugpull]

I mean chew on bone not...!!!!!

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

....






Oh. A very large, sturdy bone.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[demonicdomestic]

Yes, that exactly.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

...

I suppose you're both not really whale hunter types, right?

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[demonicdomestic]

We aren't, no. That's why we came to request your aid.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

[She suddenly pulls out a huge chunk of frozen chicken legs and thighs from behind the desk, maybe like 200 of them.]

So! To make a bigger bone, we need smaller bones.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[demonicdomestic]

[Nods, and waits for her to continue.]

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

Please just remove all the bones from these chickens and bring it back to me. Thank you.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[demonicdomestic]

Absolutely.

Thank you so much for your assistance in this. Your aid and expertise in this are both thoroughly appreciated.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

I have no knowledge on whale bones.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[demonicdomestic]

Neither does Nettle.

It's the concept that counts.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[rugpull]

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[demonicdomestic]

As long as it's sturdy enough to survive you mauling it, do you care about its species or origin?

With this much material to work with, we're looking at a drumstick from a chicken the size of a small house.

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[rugpull]

I can get this all done no problem...

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

I'll go research whale bones then...

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[rugpull]

YEAH!!!

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[rugpull]

[RETURNS LATER







so many bones miss nana]

Re: Day 216, during cupcakes

[frontdesk]

Ah, it looks like you've succeeded...