frontdesk | [THE FRONT DESK]

[If you dial your room phone, you can get a hold of Nana!

or you might find her at her desk at the lobby if you're lucky...]

Give me a good reason as to why I should believe you won't explode this boat.

I'm one small human. It's a very large boat.

You are not the bomb, your size does not matter.

My little cousin is here. I have no reason to explode the whole boat.

But part of the boat is okay?

Edited 2024-12-15 04:08 (UTC)

I didn't say that.

You did say "the whole boat" and "it's a very large boat" which does not exclude "part of the boat".

Edited 2024-12-18 03:42 (UTC)

We could always heal the boat afterwards.

Tell me how healing will affect the boat.

Isn't it your job to tell me, Miss Nana?

Nope.

I see.

Well, I was under the impression the boat had a beating heart...

Please use your words, Miss Nana.

If I get you a flamethrower, you can't use it on the boat itself.

Implying that I can use it once we're off the boat.

Why wouldn't you be able to use it off the boat?

I was just clarifying your terms.

I mean, on the boat. Itself. Like the boat floors and walls. I don't want to clean up rooms that I've already cleaned up.

Ah, so murder is fine, as long as it's not the boat being murdered.

Are you planning to murder someone?

I'm always planning to murder someone. It's my job.

I SEE. THATS FAIR I GUESS.

I clean up quite well after myself, don't worry.

I accept your terms.

ONLY CONSENSUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER ALLOWED

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