The current ETA is about another 30 minutes, I appreciate your patience. I am currently speaking with my team to figure what the best compensation will be, but we do promise to make sure that this won't happen again. Probably.
If I'm gonna be stuck in my room, I demand more companionship than this dating app. I want a game on my phone where I can forge parasocial relationships with .pngs of hot people and also an RNG system just this side of wholly predatory that fills me with despair every time I don't manage to get the .pngs I really want.
At the moment, there is a bit of a limit to how far from the hotel everyone can go . . . but you know, perhaps when we finish renovating the last floor, we can give it more of an open air feeling . . .
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More considerate still would be providing a door that functions in any capacity.
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Oh right! What's the disturbance?
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This isn't a really promising start to our stay, you know?
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The current ETA is about another 30 minutes, I appreciate your patience. I am currently speaking with my team to figure what the best compensation will be, but we do promise to make sure that this won't happen again. Probably.
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For a second I thought I'd have to go full-Karen on you guys.
...what do you mean "probably?"
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[She is using Haysaca-kun voice. Just because.]
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Are you okay?
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The stay of my dreams doesn't involve me being judged.
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We need more mints.
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Were they unsatisfactory?
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And better quality coffee beans!
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Do you want me to offer up myself?
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