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frontdesk ([personal profile] frontdesk) wrote2023-11-04 08:10 pm

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WHO: Guests, New Guests, Everyone
WHEN: Day 23
WHERE: Boy, let me tell you

[Did you enjoy your nice nap? When did you fall asleep anyway? Who knows. Or maybe you hadn't fallen asleep? Maybe you were just walking down the hallway. Either way, you're opening your eyes to sudden darkness.

And then the speaker above begins to call out:

The fourth floor is now open to the guests.

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...

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Can you fix the lights before they think I did this on purpose-


And so the lights come back on.

Ahem. Feel free to come to the lobby so we can start the tour for the fourth floor, a frighteningly atmospheric world of ghouls and demons!! We apologize to all ghouls and demons who disagree with the interpretation, but we cannot control the wishes of the guests. You're free to make formal complaints if you wish, but please come by this hour so we can begin.